

Dear Santa,
I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to be happy.
親愛的聖誕老人,
聖誕節我不需要太多, 只要看著這個信息的人快樂就夠了


I used to think being a kid on Christmas was the best thing ever but it turns out having kids on Christmas is!
我曾經以爲做爲小孩在聖誕節是最棒的事,結果(成爲了父母后發現)竟然是有小孩的聖誕節是最棒的!


I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying 'toys not included.' - Bernard Manning
我曾經給孩子們買過一套電池作爲聖誕禮物,上面寫著"玩具不包括在内"